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I got my quotes on my sig from here.
13. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

25. Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

35. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
21. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

22. There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.

23. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
Absolute genius. I just hope it does well over there.
http://www.despair.com - I get their calendar every year and put it above my desk at work!

"for every winner there are dozens of losers. odds are you're one of them."

"if we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us."
actionwoman Wrote:http://www.despair.com

"if we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us."

that's how i feel about some of the customers we get at our repair shop! :o