07-30-2006, 08:44 AM
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All the bacon in the world...
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07-31-2006, 10:29 AM
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07-31-2006, 02:27 PM
I disagree. If that woman actually had access to all the bacon in the world - which, one must assume, is a LOT of bacon - she could.. uhm.. well..
Can the rest of the bacon in the world sing, or just that piece? That's important.
07-31-2006, 03:39 PM
GimmeSnow Wrote:I disagree. If that woman actually had access to all the bacon in the world - which, one must assume, is a LOT of bacon - she could.. uhm.. well.. She could use all the bacon grease to slip through her restraints ![]() ![]()
07-31-2006, 09:58 PM
kinda reminds me of the animations from that weeble guy.
08-01-2006, 07:45 AM
jjyank Wrote:She could use all the bacon grease to slip through her restraintsYes! She could totally do that. I'm also thinking that we don't know anything of the strength of that laser. I mean, sure it's cutting through the table, but is it cutting through the floor too? Normally, Deathly Torture Lasers of Doom only have enough strength to cut through the table. I believe they're specially calibrated. In any case, I'm wondering how much bacon would be required to provide the same resistance as the table. Certainly all the bacon in the world would be enough. Again, that's a whole lotta bacon we're talking about here. The real problem would be whether she could fit the world's supply of bacon between herself the gun. Plus, it'd piss me off. I like bacon. :licking:
08-01-2006, 02:48 PM
GimmeSnow Wrote:Yes! She could totally do that. Well once there wasn't any room between her and the gun to put more bacon, maybe more bacon could be forced in the pile, causing the laser to shoot at a different area. Of course, that could backfire and slice her leg off :p ![]()
08-01-2006, 06:58 PM
jjyank Wrote:Well once there wasn't any room between her and the gun to put more bacon, maybe more bacon could be forced in the pile, causing the laser to shoot at a different area. ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! ![]()
08-07-2006, 08:44 PM
Dirty Doug Wrote:ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! Agreed. Who will we pick to test our theory? ![]()
08-08-2006, 02:23 PM
jam*wil Wrote:I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Are you drunk again James? ![]()
08-08-2006, 11:01 PM
jjyank Wrote:Are you drunk again James?No... Ricky Bobby said that, I just said it again.
08-09-2006, 09:06 PM
jam*wil Wrote:No... Ricky Bobby said that, I just said it again. Oh, that new movie? I haven't seen it, sorry I didn't pick that one up. You've done that before so I figured it may have happened again :p ![]() |
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